For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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