even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
True college students do jello shots in the library
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