I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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