I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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