she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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