thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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