so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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