Don't you send me to vm
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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