Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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