Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she was so not down for the gang bang
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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