Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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