it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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