Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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