I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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