nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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