i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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