Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
