But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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