sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Life is so much better after having sex.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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