My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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