i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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