Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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