just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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