Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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