i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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