I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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