smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Four minutes until I can fart!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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