In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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