Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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