that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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