He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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