Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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