I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
