i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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