I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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