So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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