is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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