i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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