For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
