Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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