are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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