Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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