real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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