Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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