dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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