yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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