When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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