Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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