this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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