Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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