The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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